homoish:

Wehn I spelll somerhing wromg in a texl I donl even care anymere. Just hopw the pemson can figure it out.

Dont ruin a good today by thinking about a bad yesterday. Let it go.
― (via h-auptgewinn)

(Quelle: onlinecounsellingcollege)

sexience:

juandalyn:

In Germany we don’t say “I love you”. We say “Des intressiert mi ois ned, der Scheißdregg. Weltmeister simma, den Pott hamma. Den Scheißdreck ‘Goidna Schua’ konnst da hinda d’Ohrn schmiern.” which roughly translates to “You’re looking nice”. I think that’s beautiful.

in case you were ever wondering if you’re missing out on German inside jokes you are correct

hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

(Quelle: hesitence)

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